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When GitHub Copilot generates your data class and decides to nest variables like Russian dolls. That's not a class, it's a family tree of Strings going back 17 generations. Somewhere in that code is the String that contains the meaning of life, but you'll need to scroll for 3 days to find it. Enterprise software at its finest—where simplicity goes to die.

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When the 22-year-old intern suggests we should "vibe code" instead of writing proper documentation and tests. Listen kid, I've been debugging spaghetti code since before you were born. I've seen codebases that would make you cry. There's no "vibing" in production—only tears, caffeine, and Stack Overflow. The only thing "vibrating" here is my patience as it rapidly approaches zero.

Ah, the classic developer trap. Client says "just change this one button color" and suddenly you're staring at 5-year-old legacy code thinking "who wrote this abomination and why did they hate future-me so much?" That innocent "simple change request" always reveals the technical debt lurking in the shadows, and before you know it, you've convinced yourself that rewriting the entire module is the only reasonable option. The real joke? Your estimation of "2 hours" just became "2 weeks" and management still doesn't understand why.

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