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Ah, the infamous "Keith the Rat" - C++'s unofficial mascot that perfectly embodies memory management in the language. Just like Keith is missing a limb, your program is probably missing proper pointer cleanup. The joke satirizes C++'s reputation for being powerful yet dangerous - where one wrong move with pointers can blow your application's leg clean off. And much like this diseased rodent, legacy C++ codebases often carry the infections of technical debt that nobody wants to touch. The attribution to Richard Stallman adds an extra layer of programming in-joke, as he's the GNU/free software crusader who would absolutely hate being associated with this monstrosity. Memory leaks, undefined behavior, and segmentation faults send their regards!

The eternal battle between pragmatism and the programmer's ego. When someone says "just use an existing engine," what they're really saying is "please don't spend the next 18 months building a half-broken physics system when Unity exists." But here we are, drawing our own circle from scratch because clearly no one in history has ever implemented collision detection correctly. It's like deciding to forge your own kitchen knife when you just wanted to make a sandwich. "But MY knife will have a slightly different handle grip!" Cool story. Meanwhile your game idea is collecting dust, and you're debugging quaternion math at 3AM.

Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE POWER TRIP when you make even the TINIEST thing work in Scratch! 💅 Suddenly you're not just a beginner coder - you're a TECH OVERLORD surrounded by your empire of monitors, ready to hack the Pentagon with your block-based programming skills! The way this character is DROWNING in hardware after making what's probably just a cat sprite move two pixels to the right is the most accurate representation of beginner programmer ego I've ever witnessed. We go from "I figured out how to use an if-statement" to "I am basically Tony Stark" in 0.2 seconds flat!

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