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Content Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took him a couple bytes

Content You're told about a mission critical bug at 2:00 pm on a Friday You find a plugin that will get it 98 fixed Its installed, tested and pushed to Staging by 4:00pm Product owner wants 68 new features before going to Prod imgflio.com Ber Bernie Bern Ber

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Ah, the sacred trinity of a developer's existence! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Avoiding Backend? Double check. But the Weekend? That's where the real passion lies. Forget your CSS nightmares and database queries—the only end that matters is week end . The perfect punchline to the joke that is our work-life balance. The only deployment we truly look forward to is deploying ourselves onto the couch with zero git commits and 100% relaxation uptime.

Content Steve Maine smaine TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "MachineLearning" and pays 4x your current salary 6:40 PM 10 May 18 629 Retweets 1,692 Likes 17

Ah, the sacred ritual of code handoffs. Six months of work, zero documentation, and now two devs staring at each other with the same confused expression. "Add comments," says the first guy who wrote 2,000 lines of spaghetti code with variable names like 'x1' and 'temp_fix_v3'. Meanwhile, the second dev is secretly planning to rewrite the whole thing anyway because "it's faster than understanding someone else's logic." The circle of life in software development continues...