UTC is not the end game, DST & TimeZone rules changes will eat you up

HTML sitting there with the actual programming languages like it belongs. Nice try, markup language. You're just fancy text with delusions of grandeur. Next thing you know, CSS will want voting rights too.

Ten years learning JavaScript frameworks only to realize you should've focused on algorithms. Four years mastering Docker only to find your company pivoting to serverless. Spending months perfecting Vim shortcuts right before your team switches to VS Code. The career path of a developer is just one long RPG where you finally understand the meta right when the patch notes drop. And no, there's no respec option in this game.

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The absolute duality of software trust issues. I'll scrutinize every line of a GitHub repo before installing, but LibreOffice wants me to close Steam? Sure, whatever. Nevermind that Steam has my credit card, 200+ games, and runs with elevated privileges. But hey, gotta update that spreadsheet I use twice a year! The security theater we perform daily is truly magnificent—paranoid about npm packages but blindly clicking "Yes" when Microsoft Office demands administrator access to "check for updates." Pure developer cognitive dissonance at its finest.