Unfrozen Caveman Programmer

Content One morning you wake up find out you have access to God's developer console. What's the first thing you do with this power? Discussion 154 1 479 1, Share BEST COMMENTS Ilikeforks 5h hehe3301 7h sudo rm -rf oceans contents .plastic sudo rm -rf people . cancer sudo rm -rf viruseshuman. std sudo mv magic.disabled magic

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Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.