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Content Ber You write your first computer science paper as a student but think it's not good enough for publication A professor likes it and convinces you to at least put it on arXiv Bernie it gets 2 citations in a year Berni it gets 5 citations in less than 2 years and some of them are published in reputable journals

Ah yes, the classic "just use confidence" advice that falls apart when facing Vim. The top panel shows VS Code, React, and Node.js giving that smooth reassurance like they're the cool kids at school. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the horrifying reality of a developer trying to exit Vim for the first time. No amount of confidence prepares you for that moment when you realize :q! might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. The "Are you sure?" is just Vim's way of saying "You sweet summer child, you have no power here."