Two kinds of developers

[text] Product Owner Build me a bridge Developer A This bridge is a combination retromodern suspension bridge tunnel. Even though the connecting road has three lanes the bridge has seventeen lanes because we anticipate expansion. We used twine for the suspension part because we couldnt get steel cables to work and the tunnel part floods every Tuesday and Thursday. Also the bridge turns pink and shoots fireworks on my birthday. And sometimes on Khloe Kardashians birthday. Developer B This bridge is a flat slab of adamantiumreinforced concrete that is bolted to the Earths core. It has one lane and cannot be expanded. Ever. It is guaranteed to function until the heat death of the universe.