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Content Architects during code review.. CAII yuva.krishna.memes CAll Why is no one having a good code? specifically requested it.

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Content Vishal VishalMalvi Junior developer : How can I write better code like yours? Senior: Code from Githu Code from Stackover flow ctrIC VishalMalv Mv Code

Content When you successfully merged a pull request into the master without any merge conflicts while the only contributor in the project is you madeWithPaint

Content "Why is my function not outputting anything"? "Oh I never called the function"

Content aA ChaicPt WHAT IS MY PURPOSE You write Reger OHMY GOD