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Content I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT. AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! Computers always do exactly what they're told; it's you who programmed it dumbly MECHAM

Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code. This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

The eternal shortcut of the desperate developer. You're asked to fix lint errors in a merge request, but instead of actually fixing the underlying code issues, you just slap an eslint-disable-next-line comment and call it a day. It's like putting a piece of tape over your check engine light and considering the car "fixed." Sure, the PR will pass now, but we all know what you did... and we've all done it too when deadlines loom. Technical debt? That's a problem for future you!

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

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