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Content MY KING THIS INFIDEL HAS BROKEN THE ANCIENT CODE OF OUR ORDER I JUST ADDED A FEW COMMENT LINES! IT SHOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOOL! WE NEVER TOUCH THE ANCIENT CODE light roast comics

Someone just discovered the increment operator and thinks they're a language polyglot now. The meme shows a guy bragging about using "C++" in JavaScript, but all he's doing is using a standard for loop with c++ as the increment statement. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "croissant" while ordering at Starbucks. The violent reaction in the bottom panel is the only appropriate response to such heresy.

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Alternate Jurassic Park ending: Dennis Nedry realizes he's the only IT guy maintaining a critical system with actual dinosaurs and demands fair compensation. Hammond reluctantly agrees instead of lowballing him. Movie ends peacefully, no one gets eaten, and the park probably has working door locks. The real horror was the salary negotiation all along.

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Content Simon Brunning brunns Finally managed to quit vim. The solution.