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Content A 383 ME O WE LA 1 85 - 9:49 AM Tweet Kyle Shook 4 Front-end dev for hire elyktrix v Don't add a programming language to your skills list after watching a 15-minute video on it. 6:41 AM 22 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 100 Likes 17 M James Tucker tuckerdev 2h Replying to elyktrix Yes wait until you've written hello world 9 17 19 Kyle Shook 4 Front-end dev for... 2h V At least 17 7 Tweet your reply ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match No that's stupid we're not doing that. Programmer:

Content Spir Software Engineer Includes: - Tools to fix printers - Inability to talk to girls - Hate for languages you have never used - Stickers, all of them ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST

Ah yes, the grand delusion of personal significance. On the left, we have the magnificent tower of "ALL MODERN DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE" – an imposing, complex structure representing the collective achievement of thousands of developers. And then there's "Your GitHub" – a single, pathetic vertical line that couldn't support a digital hamster wheel. The perfect visualization of that moment when you realize your "revolutionary" side project is just another sad little toothpick in the vast landscape of actual engineering. Yet somehow we all wake up Monday morning convinced this repo will be different. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like the cognitive dissonance between what we think we're building and the digital equivalent of a stick figure drawing we actually produce.

Content Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." We made a shooter game "Try out our new game! "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now: "Optimization? Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. "Our game is 500GB. You don't need to play Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." res know Indie osme cove oons are an exceosochiser only so much voucan a in a shroosa "Our singleplayer game is a wavs-online. Because fuck you, that's why."

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