This Happened At My Company

Finally, a Git command that matches what we're all thinking! This fake package lets you rewrite Git history to blame your bugs on someone else, complete with a savage "You're officially an asshole" confirmation message. Every senior dev has fantasized about this after inheriting legacy code from that one colleague who mysteriously left right before their spaghetti code exploded in production. The Linus Torvalds endorsement is just chef's kiss perfection - because nothing says "authentic Git experience" like casual profanity and shifting responsibility.

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute CIRCUS of modern tech work! 🤡 You've got all the skills, equipment, and internet connection to code from the comfort of your home, but NOOOOO! Some micromanaging dinosaur decides your productivity is directly proportional to how miserable your commute is! So here you are, dressed for the part you're forced to play in this corporate carnival, silently screaming inside while typing the EXACT SAME CODE you could've written in your pajamas! The rainbow wig really brings out the absurdity of sitting in a cubicle doing a job that literally requires nothing but a laptop and functioning brain cells. Pure. Comedy. TRAGEDY. 💀

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