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OMG the DRAMA in the design world vs. the absolute CHILL of programmer nation! 💅 Designers are over here having MELTDOWNS over similar ideas like it's the end of civilization, while programmers are just casually confessing grand theft code and nobody bats an eye! The second programmer is basically saying "Bold of you to assume I wrote this myself" because let's be REAL - we're all just copying from Stack Overflow and GitHub like it's a cosmic buffet of free code. The entire software industry is basically a giant game of digital hot potato where nobody knows who baked the original potato! Why reinvent the wheel when someone's already posted a perfectly good wheel on GitHub with an MIT license? *hair flip*

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Oh look, it's the classic "programmers are basically vampires" trope. Because nothing says "I write code for a living" like having an unhealthy relationship with basic human necessities. The truth hurts, doesn't it? After 15 years in this industry, I've seen countless devs proudly wear their sleep deprivation like a badge of honor. "I stayed up 36 hours debugging that race condition!" Cool story, bro. Your body is literally begging you to stop. And the sunlight thing? That's just what happens when your monitor becomes your primary light source. The funniest part is how many of us actually take pride in this lifestyle while our non-tech friends look at us with genuine concern.

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OH. MY. GOD. That's not an eldritch ghost - it's a catastrophic memory corruption that's turned this poor laptop into a digital hellscape! 😱 The screen is LITERALLY BLEEDING corrupted data and random characters like some kind of possessed computer demon! And the file size at the bottom? "71,022 bytes" - that's not a file, that's a CRIME SCENE! The most terrifying part? The "Im Scare.mp3" in the file list - as if this computer KNEW it was about to summon the digital apocalypse! This is what happens when you try to exit Vim without reading the manual first! 💀