This is the way to go

Content THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A FIST FIGHT

Content Programmer: passes away His friends: printf

Content Kids, violence is never the answer I want 30 years experience in GUI for a junior job for making a calculator app

Content The interviewer when I sort the array in O(nLog(n)) instead of 0(1) You're a fucking disappointment

Content Me, playing video games before becoming a programmer hmm yes the game here is made out ofgame Me, playing video games AFTER becoming a programmer a 1know exactly how they're pulling this off, and I don't like it

The most brutally honest pie chart that doesn't actually have a legend for the massive red section. Spoiler alert: that's where all the existential dread, burnout, and "why does this code work but that identical code doesn't" lives. Notice how the wellness and stable mental health sections are mysteriously absent from the chart despite being in the legend? That's not a graphical error—it's a feature of modern IT life. The salary slice is there but suspiciously small compared to what recruiters promised. And confidence for the future? That tiny orange slice is what remains after your 17th framework migration this year.