This is my life now

Looking at your old code and deciding the only rational solution is to remove your brain, wash it with gasoline, and hope for the best. That feeling when your past self left you a cryptic masterpiece with zero comments and variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'iSwearThisWorks'. The gasoline is probably more for drinking at this point.

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The eternal trap of game development. That gorgeous RPG with stunning visuals? Suddenly loses all appeal when you discover it's "Soulslike" - code for "you'll die 500 times to the tutorial boss while questioning your life choices." No one admits it, but we all do that SpongeBob walk-away-quickly move when we see that genre tag. Beautiful graphics are just the honeypot before the pain begins. It's like writing perfect documentation for code that crashes on launch.

Content Saves Code 1 second later: I'll fucking do it again

Content Aw look how cute MMDDYYYY oh no It's retarded

Content Me: clicks "compile" My 2000 laptop: