there, now you're both upset

Ah, the classic corporate solution to a late project: throw a project manager at it! Because nothing fixes a technical debt crisis like someone with a Gantt chart and an appetite for calendar invites. The punchline hits every developer where it hurts - suddenly your coding time gets sliced up like a pizza at a kindergarten birthday party. That precious 20% spent in meetings is actually optimistic. I've seen teams where developers became professional chair-warmers, only writing code in the mythical hours between "quick syncs" and "alignment discussions." The real tragedy? The project's still late, but now we have beautiful PowerPoint slides explaining exactly why.

Content But I'm nothing without If You're nothing without this IDE then you shouldn't have it.

Content OTHER FRAMEWORKS ARE ABOUT 3KB OURS IS 2.9

Content Who are we? What do we want? When do we want it? Clients! We don't know! NOW!

Oh, the classic Drake meme but with a nerdy twist! 🤓 This one hits home for so many of us code monkeys! Rejecting something supposedly difficult (understanding women) but enthusiastically embracing something ACTUALLY mind-bending (mastering advanced data structures, algorithms, and Assembly language). The irony is just *chef's kiss* - we'll happily spend 48 hours debugging pointer arithmetic but panic when asked "what are you thinking about?" Priorities, am I right? 😂

Content When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works