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Content Working Software The jar files that Vivek. the sys-admin, copied into the cluster to hot-fix the production release that brought down the web site. The family meal that Beth, the SRE, missed having to work late to reconcile the CICD pipeline with the hot-fix Vivek made. WHAT YOU SEE WHAT YOW DON'T SEE The weekend that Megan, the Senior Developer, spent fixing code that Jerry, the Junior Developer, left behind when he quit in a huff. The 3 hour argument that the dev-lead had with the product manager trying to avoid corrupting the app's API. Rock) 2019

Left side: if (x) - Clean, elegant, gets the job done. The face of a developer who writes efficient code and doesn't waste keystrokes. Right side: if (x == true) - The haunting visage of someone who also types "ATM machine" and enters their "PIN number" at the "LCD display." Probably uses light mode in their IDE too. The explicit comparison is redundant since the condition already evaluates to a boolean. It's like ordering a "hamburger with meat" - we know, that's what makes it a hamburger.

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Content der Hausmeister Dear Users These devices have low 10 throughput. If you are making a large bulk insert please be considerate and adjust your batch size to commit multiple transactions. Thank you. The hostmeister

OMG, the AUDACITY of the universe! One minute you're strutting around like the code goddess you are, chin up, confidence through the ROOF, writing what you SWEAR is the most elegant code ever written by human hands... and then BAM! Your code starts throwing errors like it's having an existential crisis! 💀 That smug face in the first panel is all of us living in that brief, beautiful fantasy world where our code works flawlessly. Then reality hits harder than a recursive function without a base case, and suddenly we're staring at our creation like it betrayed our firstborn child. The worst part? Deep down we KNEW this would happen. Yet we still have the nerve to act shocked every single time. It's like a toxic relationship we can't quit!

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