The Choice Is Done

Content : I don't like math, I'm just going to college to choose "IT" major. "IT" Major: Welcome to Calculus, Linear Algebra, Mathematical logic, Statistics, Numerical Methods, Discrete mathematics.

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Content my program: works perfectly me: cleans up the code also my program: well now I am not doing it

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Content Me Co-worker Senior dev fixing the bug in minutes

Content When your a software engineer and some one asks you to help fix their printer excuse me what the fuck