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Nothing quite like the rush of typing mkdir -p /some/complex/path while someone watches over your shoulder. They think you're hacking the Pentagon, but you're just creating a directory. The terminal is our lightsaber – elegant, powerful, and completely mystifying to the uninitiated. Sure, money buys yachts and status gets you into fancy parties, but making a non-programmer's jaw drop by using basic bash commands? Priceless. And we don't even have the heart to tell them it's the digital equivalent of using a hammer.

Behold the classic AI career trajectory: from explaining neural networks to explaining why you dropped out of your PhD. Nothing says "I've mastered gradient descent" quite like watching your academic aspirations descend into the local minimum of content creation. The real algorithm here is simple: views = (technical knowledge) × (decolletage) / (academic integrity). Meanwhile, my GitHub contributions remain at zero while my student loans continue compounding interest faster than my code compiles.

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