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The scariest jack-o'-lantern for developers isn't a ghost or monster—it's the Java logo carved into a pumpkin! Nothing says "Halloween horror" quite like the thought of maintaining legacy Java code with 500 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans lurking in the shadows. This pumpkin doesn't say "Boo!"—it whispers "Your application needs another dependency update" when you least expect it. Truly terrifying indeed!

Ah, the ultimate developer excuse dictionary entry! The meme brilliantly redefines Moore's Law, which originally stated that transistor count doubles roughly every two years, into our favorite scapegoat for inefficient code. It's that unspoken agreement between hardware and software folks: "We'll keep writing memory-leaking, CPU-melting spaghetti code because Intel and AMD will just make faster chips anyway!" The perfect symbiotic relationship where one side does all the actual optimization work. Next time your React app consumes 2GB of RAM to display "Hello World," just shrug and say "Moore's Law!" while the hardware engineers silently weep in the corner.

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