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The classic regex lifecycle in three simple steps: start with one problem, apply regex thinking it's the solution, end up with two problems. And yes, the plural of regex is absolutely "regrets" – a truth universally acknowledged by anyone who's ever tried to debug a pattern that worked perfectly in the testing tool but somehow fails spectacularly in production. It's like watching someone reach for regex to parse HTML. You want to stop them, but it's already too late. Their soul now belongs to the matching group demons.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters! 💅 They're out here asking for candidates to "establish a database connection using CSS" which is like asking someone to bake a cake using a hammer! HONEY, CSS is for styling webpages and making things pretty, not connecting to databases! That's what SQL, MongoDB, or literally ANY database language is for! The tech recruiting world is a CIRCUS and we're all just clowns sending our resumes into the void! 🎪

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