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Content WHEN IT'S YOUR FIFTH DAY AS AN INTERN AND YOUR MENTOR TELLS YOU TO "PICK A STORY AND HAVE AT IT" BK I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I know stuff.

Content MYREACTION TO DEVELOPERS WHEN TENGOUNTER BUGS IN GAMES MY REACTION TO DEVELOPERS WHENTENCOUNTER BUGS IN GAMES AFTER I STARTED TO LEARN CODING imoflip.com

Content what's your rate? what's your budget?

Content People make fun of the way I code. Well, how do you code then? for ( i 1; i 10; i; Patient is basically ProgrammerHumor.

When a site tells you "your new password can't be the same as your old password," they're supposed to be comparing hashed values, not storing your actual password in plaintext. If they know what your old password was , they've already failed Security 101. The fact that a Fortune 500 company did this is like finding out your bank keeps everyone's money in a shoebox under the receptionist's desk. Ten years in tech and I'm still amazed at how many multi-billion dollar companies can't figure out basic password security.

Content When the cake recipe says put one whole egg in it