The magic wand

Content 0.000 Verizon LTE 2:24 PM Tweet 1 0 17 Lucas Meier retweeted Tomas Maverikou maverikou public static DateTime get TommorowsDate Thread.Sleep(2460601000); return DateTime.Now; 111414, 2:01 PM 7 RETWEETS 7 FAVORITES 17 Reply to Tomas Maverikou, Lucas Meijer Timelines Notifications Messages Me

Content How others debug segmentation fault: (dbx) debug -c core MyApp.exe How I debug segmentation fault: print ("Reached here") . print ("Reached here too, Yay!")

Content BRAIN DRAIN EVERYONE WELCOME OUR NEWEST ENGINEER, NICK! HE'S HERE TO HELP US ACCOMPLISH OUR MISSION TO BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER! Fa SKELETONCLAW HE GRADUATED TOP OF HIS CLASS FROM STANFORD WITH DEGREES IN MATH AND COMPUTER SCIENCE. YOU'LL BE HELPING THE MOBILE TEAM REACH ITS QUARTERLY GOAL OF 0.2 MORE ADS CLICKED PER USER SKELETONCLAW.COM

Content Vishal VishalMalvi A good developer looks both ways before crossing a one way street

Content The Developer vishal7arya Q: what's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A : Inheritance.

Content UGH LOOK A PROGRAMMER! BASEBALL DONT LooK AT THEM, RICKY. I DONT WANT YoU TO BE INFLUENCED BY. OHGODNO RICKYYY PRINTE ("IT IS TOO LATE MOTHER, I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING") 0 0 We wear GLASSES coz we cant cH