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Content judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment. Me: can you make that 1 day longer? judge: ok. minimum punishment it is.

Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match No that's stupid we're not doing that. Programmer:

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Content HOW TO DEBUG YOUR CODE Start Is there a bug? Yes You're lying. Do you know the problem? No Try something random. Yes 7 Fix it. Did it work? Yes Did it create more bugs? Try and break something. No. Are you tired of debugging? No Yes Yes Your code is still buggy.

The most passive-aggressive relationship in tech history: you coding something critical and Windows deciding it's the perfect time for an update. Notice how they give you the illusion of choice with "Restart now" or "Another time" or "OK" — but where's the "Go away forever and never interrupt me again" button? That code in the background looks like a socket connection, probably handling important data, and Windows is like "Cool story bro, but have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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