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Ah, the classic Reddit ASCII Snoo recruitment technique. Nothing says "we need developers" like hiding job ads in the console where only the curious nerds will find them. It's like leaving cheese in a mousetrap, except the cheese is a job opportunity and the mouse is a developer who can't help but inspect every website they visit. Twenty years in the industry and companies are still pulling the "How do you do, fellow hackers?" routine. Gotta respect the hustle though—beats those "we're like a family" job listings.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of every web developer captured on a utility pole! 😱 That sign is basically the battle cry of anyone who's ever had a client ask for a "simple website" and then proceed to unleash 47 revisions, demand e-commerce functionality, and expect you to be their on-call therapist at 2AM when they can't figure out how to update their own text. "$500. 7 DAYS." is the most DELUSIONAL fantasy in tech history! And that "I'm not your therapist" part? HONEY, truer words have never been plastered on public infrastructure! Every freelancer just felt that in their SOUL. The audacity of clients expecting emotional support with their WordPress login is the eighth deadly sin!

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