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THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

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Content Corey Quinn QuinnyPig: 6h If I do a " git pull' on elastic's Logstash repository, it pulls down 113.16 MiB from GitHub. Fully 66MB of that is a binary WAR file erroneously committed to git in 2013. That's right. Over half of every transfer of that wildly popular repo is a file some moron messed up. 9 19 1751 407 Corey Quinn QuinnyPig Who was that moron? Me. It was entirely me. I just discovered this in a chat with jordansissel. Oopsie. commit e178383d27422d90718ee7436619fb36731fdd82 Author: Corey Quinn coreysequestered.net Date: Sun Feb 24 22:01:42 2013 -0800 Remove large binary because I'm foolish commit fd93322c903a49febe8ad454c9e03a7e86327389 Author: Corey Quinn cquinnsoap.epicquinn.net Date: Sun Feb 24 21:49:32 2013 -0800 Initial packaging work for deb building

The bell curve of programming wisdom strikes again! At the far left, we have sweet summer children who think "computers are magic" because they've never had to debug a race condition at 2 AM. In the middle, the enlightened souls who understand the fundamental truth: computers only do exactly what you tell them to do, no more, no less. Then at the far right, we circle back to "computers are magic" – but this time it's the grizzled veterans who've seen so much unexplainable behavior that they've transcended rational explanation. "Why did restarting the server fix it? No idea. Magic. Ship it."

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