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Why learn just enough Python to fix your broken script when you can have a COMPLETE MENTAL BREAKDOWN learning an entirely new programming language in a week?! 😩 The sheer AUDACITY of developers who would rather rewrite their entire codebase than spend 15 minutes on Stack Overflow! It's not procrastination, it's called "expanding your skill set" and it's TOTALLY reasonable to learn Rust from scratch instead of debugging that one pesky line of code. Pure chaotic genius or absolute madness? You decide! (But we all know it's madness.)

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That "Capitalism" tag on Call of Duty is hitting harder than a critical exception in production code. Nothing says "authentic gaming experience" like paying $69.99 for the privilege of being reminded that you're participating in the very system that designed the microtransaction hellscape you're about to enter. It's like when your code comments itself with // This is going to hurt later and you ship it anyway.

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