Strategic Digital Incompetence

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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a Vim user in social situations! 😱 When someone introduces themselves, your brain doesn't store their name in normal memory—it gets filed under "Vim Keybindings" alongside your escape routes! The poor soul's brain is literally SCANNING through Vim commands to exit a conversation like it's a terminal they're desperately trying to close! That ":wq to exit conversation" is the digital equivalent of faking a phone call to escape small talk. The struggle is CATASTROPHICALLY real when your social protocol runs on the same system as your text editor!

The trillion-dollar financial industry, with all its complex algorithms and fancy trading platforms, still ultimately depends on a bunch of spreadsheets held together by duct tape and prayers. Nothing quite captures the fragility of modern capitalism like knowing your retirement fund is probably being managed by some sleep-deprived analyst with 47 Excel tabs open, praying that their VLOOKUP doesn't break. And somewhere, a banker is explaining to investors why their sophisticated risk assessment model is actually just a spreadsheet formula created in 1998.

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