Stop praising me ... I'm not *that* good ..

Content find a bug in your code the bug is gone attempt to diagnose the bug with a bunch of console.logs the bug is gone

Content Lumiplan 4 Aptio Setup Utility - Copyright (C) 2012 American Megatrends, Inc. Main Advanced HW Monitor Boot Security Exit UEFI Version Processor Type Processor Speed Microcode Update Cache Size Total Memory : SBC-310 P1.81I Intel (R) Core (TM) 15-4300U CPU 1.90GHZ 1900MHZ : 4065125 3072KB Set the Date. Use Tab to switch between Date elements. 8192MB with 256MB Shared Memory memory Single-Channel Memory Mode DDR3A1 8192MB (DDR3-1600)

Content Who are we? What do we want? When do we want it? Clients! We don't know! NOW!

Content They: How come you are so good at programming? Programmer: P070 one

The dark art of git push --force - when you're so done with merge conflicts that you just nuke the repository from orbit. That nervous look is the exact face you make when you realize Monday-you will have no idea what happened to everyone else's code. But hey, weekend beer isn't going to drink itself. Future tip: Add --force-with-lease to your arsenal. It's like having a safety on your repository destruction gun.

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