Stackoverflow is for eaveryone

Content Joma jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE. Like a psychopath.

Content Me: Programming on my PC for a hour straight without saving. My electricity I'm about to end this man's whole career

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Content Your Mother's Professor lizardgovpeople In high school my friend connected a wireless mouse to the teacher's computer to mess with him and it took him like three days to figure it out. He was the computer teacher. The high school computer teacher. Then, he gave my friend detention for "hacking" him. Stem Ed. Is a joke

Content Me when I get a new project idea: Me 5 minutes into coding it: