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Content Choosing an OS Do you fear technology? Yes No Do you fear god? Yes No Temple0s CONTANA MLINUX ProdrammerHumor. io

The modern programmer's commute: rolling out of bed and crawling to the desk. This guy declaring "I AM HALF WAY TO WORK" while barely making it from his bed to his computer is the most accurate depiction of remote work I've seen. The physical distance is 6 feet, but the mental distance? Might as well be crossing the Sahara. Who needs a morning commute when the hardest part of your journey is convincing your body that pajamas are acceptable professional attire? The struggle is real—and so is the bed hair.

Content NIGHTMARES I'M A WEB DEVELOPER , GET IT? NAH, ACTUALLY WORK IN SALES SKELETONCLAW OH MY GOD! THAT SPIDER'S NON WEARING SKELETONCLAW.COM

Content DON'T KNOW WHAT UNIT TESTS ARE AND AT THIS POINT IM TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content (9698596 ROWS AFFECTED YOU MADE A BACKUP RIGHT? ngflip.com RIGHT?

Content Pronouncing "vi": "vee eye" "vie" "visual editor" "six"