Some people are worse than heretics

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Ah, the classic programmer burn! When regular insults just won't cut it, we resort to data structure jokes. A binary tree should be balanced and efficient, but apparently mama's weight caused a catastrophic O(1) collapse into a linked list. That's not just a burn—it's a computational complexity burn. Somewhere a computer science professor is quietly nodding in approval while marking this joke as "technically correct"—the best kind of correct.

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