So true!

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Ah, the classic junior dev documentation approach: when in doubt, take a screenshot, add some ALL CAPS text pointing to the obvious, draw an arrow, and don't forget that official signature of approval! This is peak "documentation complete" energy. The button literally says "PUSH TO LOCK" on it already, but our enthusiastic junior has created a whole supplementary user manual for this complex system. Next sprint feature: a 50-page PDF explaining how to use the office microwave.

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Content Jonty Wareing jonty Among OS A virtual machine that all players log into Players are assigned JIRA tickets for configuration issues to fix The imposter attempts to brick the machine before they are identified IRC bot that allows chat when someone runs meeting blocks all vm traffic

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