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Content Me Yelling at Computer: Why won't this work? It isn't that hard! The computer, doing what its told: The IDE that thought the unused variable was more important: The backend dev wondering why O am hard- coding ISON Objects: The missing semicolon: I'm about to end this man's whole career Users who made their own operating systems and StackOverflow users who dont postanswers: Signature look of superiority. former Pathetic. The compiler after hearing me say I will quit programming if this doesn't work: Doubt Made with GIMP

Content Theo - t3.gg theo Subscribe Of the best devs I know, 50 have CS degrees Of the worst devs I know, 100 have CS degrees 09:42. 210125 863 Views 9 4 17 4 1 Most relevant replies v Theo - t3.gg theo2m This is a good reason to get a degree. I only knew those terrible engineers because they somehow got jobs 17 11 la 176 1

The job title inflation chart nobody asked for but everyone needed. Same person, different LinkedIn profile updates as they discover the salary brackets. "Coder" is the angry intern fixing bugs for pizza. "Programmer" is what you call yourself after learning a for-loop. "Developer" comes with the first paycheck that covers rent. "Software Engineer" appears magically after your first successful pull request. "Software Architect" is just you refusing to write code while drawing boxes on whiteboards at 3x the salary.

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Content We have come full circle both parameters are numbers, and this method returns a number function add(a: number, b: number): number return a b; int add(int a, int b) return ab;