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Content I KILLED A MAN REWORKED OLD MEME KILLED PEOPLE AND YOU? WROTE FIGURED IT OUT ON A STACKOVERFLOW POST WITHOUT GIVING THE ANSWER DUDE WTF? ingilp.com CRERAFA

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

Content THE CODE YOU GAVE ME DOESN'T WORK imgfip.com DID YOU CHANGE ANY OF IT?

The universal developer solution to compiler warnings: just put a decorative plant in front of the screen! Who needs to fix those 43 warnings when strategic foliage placement solves the problem instantly? This is basically the software equivalent of putting tape over your check engine light. Sure, your code might explode in production, but at least your desk looks nicer!

Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like spending 80% of your time frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time this week. While normal people worry about finding inappropriate texts, your partner just discovered your deepest, darkest shame: you still can't remember if it's :wq , :q! , or just smashing your keyboard until something happens. The true walk of shame isn't leaving someone's apartment—it's admitting you've been using Vim for 5 years and still need to look up basic commands. At least she now knows why you're always muttering "hjkl" in your sleep.

Content Libertarian programmers when they find out their program has state