Sending This To Team Before Breaking Changes

Ah, the telltale signs of a developer in their natural habitat – a keyboard that looks like it survived the apocalypse, but only in specific areas. Those C, V, Ctrl, and spacebar keys have been absolutely decimated by countless copy-paste operations. The RGB lighting tries desperately to distract from the fact that some keys are literally disintegrating. It's the keyboard equivalent of putting on makeup while ignoring that your house is on fire. Who needs original code when Stack Overflow exists? Those worn-out keys aren't a sign of laziness – they're efficiency badges. Why type 100 lines when you can Ctrl+C Ctrl+V your way to "success"?

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