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The classic "Friday me vs Monday me" time loop of despair! You confidently abandon your code on Friday thinking "I'll remember exactly what I was doing!" Then Monday hits and you're staring at your own creation like it's written in hieroglyphics. Your brain has completely wiped all memory of what that mysterious variable named 'x' was supposed to do, why there's a comment saying "DO NOT DELETE THIS - FIXES EVERYTHING," and why half your functions have names like 'temp_solution_final_v2_ACTUALLY_FINAL'. The weekend memory wipe is the true villain of software development.

This meme is hitting JavaScript developers right where it hurts! The title "Array.reverse Have Sealed Your Fate Brendan Eich" is a direct callout to the creator of JavaScript himself. The cardinal sin being mocked here is writing methods that mutate the original array AND return the same instance - like our beloved villain Array.reverse() . It's the programming equivalent of changing someone's furniture around while they're in the bathroom and then gaslighting them about it. Pure functions? Never heard of her. These mutating methods are why senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM screaming "IMMUTABILITY!" before checking their git history. Even God himself (or at least a cartoon deity with an impressive beard) has reserved a special place in programmer hell for the perpetrators. Not just regular hell - the boiler room. Where they'll probably be forced to debug Internet Explorer compatibility issues for eternity.

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