Seconds From Disaster

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Ah, the classic "it worked on my machine" scenario but with extra steps. Junior dev introduces a bug to production, sees it once during testing, can't reproduce it, and assumes it's magically fixed. Meanwhile, senior dev's expression says it all – they've seen this horror movie before and know exactly how it ends. That bug is probably sitting in production right now, waiting for the worst possible moment to resurface... like during a demo to the CEO or when everyone's trying to leave early on Friday.

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Oh, you're "self-taught"? *raises eyebrow skeptically* The internet trinity of knowledge silently judges your claim. Let's be honest—your "independent learning journey" was actually: 1. Copying Stack Overflow answers from Quora 2. Watching 47 YouTube tutorials at 2x speed 3. Frantically Googling error messages at 3AM Nobody becomes a developer in a vacuum. Your real teachers were these three digital uncles giving you that knowing look. The only truly original code you wrote was probably "Hello World"—and even then, you probably checked the syntax twice.

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