Seconds From Disaster

When coding alone, you're Patrick in a suit—professional, focused, meticulous. But the moment you share your screen for pair programming? Suddenly you're Patrick in his natural habitat—surrounded by chaos, wielding tools like a caveman discovering fire for the first time, and typing with the precision of a squirrel on espresso. Nothing exposes your questionable coding habits faster than an audience. The compiler may not judge you, but your coworkers definitely will.

Content 9 y.o. me seeing etter in math 16 y.o. me seeing number in math 32 YEAR-OLD ME CODING AND SEEING A NUMBER OTHER THAN -1, 0, 1, OR 2

Content BORN TOO LATE TO OWN PROPERTY BORN TOO SOON TO BE A TEEN TIKTOK STAR BORN JUST IN TIME TO run out of ipv4 addresses

Content 000 IF YOU PROGRAM A "NO" BUTTON TO SAY "MAYBE LATER" YOU HAVE FAILED AT BOTH INTERFACE DESIGN AND BASIC CONSENT 6:13 PM - Jan 19, 2021 TweetDeck 226 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 810 Likes

Content pov: someone put the entire shrek 1 script in the special instructions section of their order

Content FRIDAY DEPLOY TI PROD