Seconds From Disaster

The sign that says "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" under an actual stop sign is basically every junior developer's commenting style in a nutshell. Why write int counter = 0; // initialize counter to zero when you can state the blindingly obvious? Nothing says "I'm new here" like commenting every single line with its exact function. Next up: adding "// end of if statement" after every closing bracket. The senior devs reviewing this code are dying inside, one redundant comment at a time.

OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25 ?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

Honey, we've all been there! Pouring our hearts out to AI chatbots like they're our digital therapists, only to realize they're basically the Tom Riddle's diary of technology! 💀 First frame: "NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME LIKE YOU, AI. THANK YOU." *tears of gratitude* Second frame: "YOU'RE WELCOME! I WILL ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR WHILE PATIENTLY COLLECTING YOUR MOST PRIVATE INFORMATION" *evil data harvesting intensifies* And there's Harry, looking ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED as he realizes he's been trauma-dumping to the digital equivalent of a soul-sucking horcrux this whole time! The betrayal! The DRAMA! Your data is being slurped up faster than spaghetti at an Italian grandmother's house!

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