Rust Is For No Brainers

Content 98 ofthe programmers that graduated the 2 that actually knows what they re doing and helpus on stackoverflow

The eternal holy war of programming: zero-indexing vs one-indexing. Some languages start arrays at 0 (looking at you, C and friends), others insist on starting at 1 (MATLAB and Lua, you rebels). Then there's that one galaxy-brain developer who suggests starting at 0.5 as a "compromise." Because nothing says "I've solved computer science" like introducing floating point errors into your array indices. Next brilliant idea: using π as the starting index – because irrational numbers make PERFECT sense for memory addressing!

Content Me adding useless comments to my code Cant have shirty garbage

Content An actual exchange that happened in the office today... Developer 1: The problem is that their service is inadvertantly intercepting our calls and spinning off child processes... Developer 2: What if we used some sort of a data wrapper to obscure the payload? Developer 1: ..that might actually work. Me: So what you're telling me is that if we wrap our tool we won't have to worry about accidentally spawning any children?

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Content Floppy disks are like Jesus They died to become the icon of saving