Remote Work Confession: Automate And Prosper

Content me: forgets to put a closing bracket the entire code after that point: You know, I'm something of an error myself

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The clock shows actual array indices instead of spelled-out numbers. Because why waste precious database space storing "seven" when you could just store 7 and let the frontend figure it out? This is what happens when the database optimization team gets to design the UI. Next up: replacing all button labels with enum values to save a few bytes. Your users will adapt.

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Imagine proudly announcing you're the lead developer behind Microsoft Teams and expecting a handshake, only to get immediately yeeted out of someone's house like you just admitted to being a war criminal. The audacity! The betrayal! The sheer RAGE this man feels towards Teams is palpable through the screen. And honestly? Completely justified. Because let's be real, whoever built Teams clearly never had to USE Teams. The app that crashes during important meetings, eats your RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and somehow manages to be both bloated AND missing basic features. Sir, you have 10 seconds to leave before this becomes a criminal investigation.

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