Remote Work Confession: Automate And Prosper

When your JS skills are so hot that recruiters think you can mix a mean cocktail. Nothing says "tech career pinnacle" like getting job offers to pour drinks because you know how to center a div. Five years of React experience and the algorithm thinks you'd be great at remembering which drinks need little umbrellas. Might as well put "can operate a blender" on your LinkedIn profile next to "full stack developer."

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Ah, the classic "six-month Python guru" ambition that lasted approximately five minutes. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to get abs this year" while ordering a large pizza. The punchline hits harder than a Java NullPointerException - dude abandoned Python faster than people close Stack Overflow tabs after finding their answer. The 120 upvotes on "I switched to Java" is just the chef's kiss of collective programmer schadenfreude.

The eternal cycle of software development in its natural habitat! The developer beaver is absolutely buzzing with grand visions of refactoring everything—microservices! Clean architecture! Design patterns galore! Meanwhile, the poor Project Manager beaver is desperately trying to maintain sanity as their developer colleague embarks on yet another quest to rewrite perfectly functional code. That wide-eyed, slightly unhinged look in the last panel? That's the face of a developer who's about to turn a 3-line fix into a 3-week refactoring spree. The PM's exhausted plea hits home for anyone who's ever watched a simple task morph into "let's just rewrite the entire codebase real quick."

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