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Content Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter SLOWLY while singing 'Ave Maria' to avoid an incident.

Nothing screams "professional software demo" like forgotten debug messages popping up during your big product launch. The presenter's desperate attempt to rebrand "WTF!!!??1" as a "Wireless Transfer Feature" is the kind of quick thinking that gets you promoted to middle management. The best part? The increasing panic as more debug alerts pile up. That dev who left those messages never thought they'd see the light of day. "HERE12" was probably just checking if their code reached line 12, but now it's the star of the show! This is why code reviews exist, folks. That, and to make sure nobody sees the "XXX" comments you left as reminders to fix that "temporary" solution from six months ago.

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Content Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!! DO NOT!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed. Sometimes dangerous, Psychology: Best not. Physics: ??????222? How????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets. Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it.

Content LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE PRESCRIBED A PLACEBO WHAT'S A PLACEBO? SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK, BUT TRICKS PEOPLE INTO THINKING IT DOES (IM A PLACEBO? IC SPO SORED BY ERIK BLO MRLOVENSTE