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Content WHEN YOUASK SOMEONE A BOOLEAN QUESTION AND THEY RETURN A STRING

Content Hard to swallow pills Someone develaped the internet without the helo of internet

The AUDACITY of these people! Your coworkers are just casually hitting that AI slop pull request button like it's a free candy dispenser while you're over here DYING inside! 😤 They're submitting code that was clearly written by ChatGPT's questionable cousin, with variable names like 'finalFinalActuallyFinalV2' and functions that look like they were written during a fever dream. But the worst part? You can't PROVE it! You're just sitting there, eye twitching, watching your git history become a graveyard of AI-generated monstrosities while management praises them for their "productivity." The betrayal! The horror! The absolute DRAMA of modern development!

Content Society if every language had switch statements that only fall through if you explicitly tell them to

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