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Content Programmer NULLposting 11 hrs There is no such thing as good and bad code. If your code accomplishes its task it is good. 72 Comments 1 Like Comment Gameplay Engineer at Bethesda Game Studios Like Reply 10h ProdrammerHumor.io 1 81

Content When my code is good.. My lead Impressive. Very Nice. yuva.krishna.memes So from Chatgt or stack overflow or github..

Ah, the legendary GitHub pull request to rewrite Twitter in COBOL! For the uninitiated, COBOL is a programming language from the 1950s that's still running critical banking systems and government infrastructure, but about as suited for modern social media as a steam engine is for space travel. The satirical PR suggestion is pure comedy gold—imagine handling Twitter's real-time feeds and media processing with a language designed when computers took up entire rooms and "memory" meant physical punch cards! The 17 thumbs-up reactions show there are plenty of developers with a sense of humor (or masochistic tendencies). Meanwhile, somewhere a mainframe administrator is breaking into a cold sweat thinking about the 400-column code needed just to display a single tweet.

The resume evolution nobody asked for but everyone's doing! First panel: Winnie the Pooh looking unimpressed at "Copy and paste from ChatGPT" like it's beneath him. Second panel: Fancy tuxedo Pooh looking smugly sophisticated about "AI-driven development" – which is literally the same thing but with a corporate buzzword makeover. It's that classic developer move of rebranding something basic as something revolutionary. "No no, I'm not just asking AI to write my code... I'm leveraging neural architecture for optimized development workflows ." 💼✨

Content When you click VS Studio instead of VS Code This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years