Programmers, what do you expect to find behind these doors?

Content NO EXCEPTION HANDLINGS

Content Impostor Syndrome Superiority Complex Programmers

Content GOT FANTASTIC NEW NOISE CANCELLING HEAPHONES CAN'T HEAR MY CLICKY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD ingfip.com

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Content HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING Tabs or Spaces, doesnt matter. (A) SpaceboyCantLol Nooo Team Tabs WTF Eb Spaces is better..

The infinite recursion of scanning a QR code that's already on your device! It's like trying to use `document.getElementById('document')` - technically possible but completely pointless. That moment when your brain bluescreens because you're trying to scan something that's literally in your hands. The digital equivalent of looking for your phone while talking on it. Recursive function with no base case - we're headed for a stack overflow!