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The ultimate Python double entendre! On one side, we have animal traffickers smuggling actual pandas, while on the other, data scientists are just trying to import pandas for their data analysis. The bottom panel reveals the shared crime: "IMPORTING PANDAS." The data scientists think they're just using a harmless Python library, but they've accidentally joined the dark side of wildlife trafficking. Next time your code review includes pandas imports, maybe ask a few more questions about where those dataframes really came from.

The build tool hierarchy according to C++ developers! BSD Make gets a mild "meh" reaction. GNU Make earns a fancy tuxedo upgrade and approving smile. But NMAKE? That's Microsoft's Windows build tool that makes Pooh show his teeth in pure rage. It's the compiler equivalent of stepping on a LEGO while debugging a memory leak at 3AM. The perfect visual representation of why developers would rather rewrite their entire codebase than deal with Visual Studio's native build system.

That moment when your console.log() returns absolutely nothing and you think "Great! No errors!" right before pushing to production. Two hours later, you realize your code wasn't even running—it just failed so spectacularly that JavaScript couldn't even muster up an error message. The silent console is the most terrifying console. Is it working perfectly? Is it completely broken? Who knows! Schrödinger's code: simultaneously working flawlessly and catastrophically failing until you check the network tab.

Content if you've ever messed up a dimension or a hole position on something you're building, don't be too hard on yourself. at least you're not the Cisco design engineer who caused an entire product line recall by placing the mode button (which resets the switch if held) directly above an RJ45 port. Protective Boot

Content A CRYPTO NERD'S IMAGINATION: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT. NO GOOD! IT'S 4096-BIT RSA! BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 15 FOILED! WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN: HIS LAPTOP'S ENcRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS 5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD GOT IT.

Content What is the best comment in source code that you have ever encountered? Wotek Swiatek, PhD in physics, turned to Information Security and loves it 98.7k Views Upvoted by Austin Kelleher, Software Engineer When looking at some data analysis code, I stumbled upon comments by someone along the lines of Stop using anal as a variable! Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that! 3 So please stop. Use analyze or xbvvzr or whatever and not analinsert or analcheck Written Dec 22, 2014 View Upvotes Upvoted 2.6 k Downvote Comments 10 Share 28 CodeDoesMeme