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Content THE JUNIOR AND SENIOR DEVS HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU READ THE DOCUMENTATION BEFORE PROGEEDING TO USE THE APP ENDUSERS That sign wont stop me, because I can't read! ungflip.com

Content Oh, you are a programmer? Pick your class: Parabolaenu PROGRAMMING libreboot Windows Server 2003 9006 0000 NaKA Microsoft Windows XP HTML Microsoft .net searx M MONERO programming since 12 FRONTEND .300 commits per day archlinux PROGRAMMING ELECTRON JS RBOD COFFEE MONSTEI g -Technology

Content ME WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW GITHUB WORKS THIS SUB MAKING MEMES ABOUT GITHUB

When your IDE documentation is just ASCII art instead of actual descriptions. The developer who made this struct literally drew a 3D cube in code comments instead of writing proper documentation. Then labeled the vertices A-H and called it a day. Pure chaotic genius! Bonus points for the struct being named "CubeInt" which somehow makes it both obvious and completely unhelpful at the same time. Who needs formal documentation when you can just sketch it out in ASCII?

Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime (Follow V Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Likes 90 ROGe 69 17 21K M 10K M

Content Sophie Koonin type error What do you call a pickup line from a software developer? A pull request. 12:09 AM 20 Feb 19