Professional developer

The classic developer miscommunication. Guy thinks they're bonding over lunar events, but she's thinking Java IDE. The real tragedy? He probably spent 20 minutes configuring his astronomy app while she just downloaded Eclipse and it worked first try. Meanwhile, IntelliJ users are watching from a distance, sipping coffee and judging them both.

Content microservices serverless Multi AZ auto scaling COCOn PEBBLES YOUR APP WITH O USERS

Content No text found in image

Content Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. -Filipe Fortes Debugging ProgrammerHumor.to

Content 1 TOLD HIM TO CALL ME HE ASKED ME ABOUT MY PARAMETERS AND RETURN TYPE

The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" advice gets a Windows makeover. Dad's suggesting running DISM and SFC commands—the digital equivalent of "walk it off" for your computer. These commands repair system files and check for corruption, basically telling your PC to stop whining about its problems and fix itself. Just like real dad advice, it's both annoyingly simple and surprisingly effective.