POV: You're asked to write a shell script without using Google

Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like touching working code. You spend 8 hours fixing a bug, finally get it working through some unholy combination of Stack Overflow answers and pure luck, and then the PM asks "can you just add one tiny feature?" The real programming golden rule isn't DRY or SOLID principles—it's the ancient wisdom of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to religious extremes. We've all got that legacy system held together by digital duct tape that nobody dares to refactor. Sure, the documentation says "temporary solution" from 2013, but hey... it works!

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TCP vs UDP in one perfect visual! TCP: "Here's your data, please confirm receipt, I'll wait patiently while checking if you got every byte, and I'll resend if needed." *Carefully hands over baby* UDP: "YEET THE DATA!" *Throws baby into the pool* "Not my problem if you catch it or not!" Four years of Computer Science and thousands in tuition just to learn what this meme teaches in 5 seconds. Networking professors hate this one simple trick!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of those cleaning apps! 💀 Here I am, a sophisticated developer who's been RELIGIOUSLY deleting every cleaning app that dares to appear on my system because they're just resource-hogging PARASITES that do NOTHING but give you the illusion of optimization while secretly plotting to steal your RAM! And now you're telling me some people actually USE them?! The BETRAYAL! The SCANDAL! It's like finding out people still use Internet Explorer BY CHOICE! Next thing you'll tell me is that someone actually reads those Terms of Service agreements! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*