POV: You're asked to write a shell script without using Google

The psychological WARFARE of e-commerce pricing is SENDING ME! 💀 Look at how our primitive monkey brains LITERALLY LIGHT UP at the mere suggestion of a discount, even though $29.99 is STILL $29.99! The audacity of these websites manipulating our dopamine receptors with their strikethrough prices and green discount badges! It's the same price either way but suddenly we're all frantically smashing that "Add to Cart" button like we've discovered the secret to eternal happiness. The math doesn't math but the serotonin DEFINITELY does!

When faced with actual work, the programmer's brain immediately activates its highest priority function: procrastination.exe . Nothing says "I'm being productive" quite like spending four hours restructuring code that already works while your actual tasks multiply in the background. The refactoring rabbit hole—where deadlines go to die and meetings get mysteriously "forgotten." The beautiful irony is that we genuinely convince ourselves it's necessary work. "I can't possibly fix those bugs until I've rewritten this entire class using the latest design pattern I read about 20 minutes ago!"

The absolute TRAGEDY of our time! Here I am, hands clasped in desperate prayer, staring at my screen with the emotional depth of a blank slate, BEGGING the GPU gods at Nvidia to announce that their 50-series graphics cards were just an elaborate April Fool's joke! But NOOOO! Those wallet-destroying monstrosities are ACTUALLY REAL! My bank account is already filing for emotional damages while I sit here contemplating if I need to sell a kidney just to render my pathetic little side projects. The audacity! The betrayal! And yet... *dramatically whispers* I'll probably still buy one.

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Content Asking why my code doesn't work on rAskProgramming and having 2 comments saying why I'm a piece of shit Showing my code on rProgrammingHorror and having 100 comments demonstrating how it could have been done well

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