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The classic parental advice "turn it off and let it rest" collides spectacularly with cloud computing reality! While moms everywhere preach the gospel of powering down devices, AWS S3 servers have been running continuously since the early 2000s—becoming digital eldritch horrors that refuse to die. Fun fact: AWS S3 was officially launched in 2006, but the meme exaggerates to emphasize how these servers feel ancient in tech years. They've been silently storing your cat pictures, failed startup data, and that one project you swore you'd finish "next weekend" for what feels like digital eternity. That skeleton isn't just dead—it's transcended death to become one with the server rack. Restarting? That's for mortals with local machines, not for the immortal data gods of the cloud!

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