Please Stop With The Support Tickets

The eternal truth of tech work laid bare. That wide-eyed panic isn't from caffeine—it's the silent terror of knowing you're one Stack Overflow outage away from complete incompetence. Ten years into my career and I'm still copying code snippets and praying they work. The real senior developer skill? Knowing which things to Google. The junior asks "how to center a div," but the senior asks "why is my Kubernetes cluster on fire at 3am and which config file do I sacrifice to the daemon to make it stop?"

Content Most of our code The parts copied from Stack Overflow I don't touch. it works

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