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Ah, the sacred scrolls of developer archetypes. The Barbarian who worships C and recites man pages is just your average Unix greybeard who thinks anything after Perl is heresy. The Rogue is basically every crypto bro with questionable ethics and a VPN. Wizards are those mythical 10x developers whose code is so advanced no one can maintain it after they leave. Clerics are the TDD zealots who'd rather write tests than actually ship anything. And Druids? Just sysadmins who've spent so much time in server rooms they've started identifying as network packets. I've worked with all five. The Druid still owes me $20 and insists I call him "FoxTail69" at happy hour.

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The dream of using multiple programming languages in one project quickly turned into a nightmare! These devs summoned the unholy "Omni Mascot" - a cursed amalgamation of language mascots (Python's snake, Rust's crab, and Java's coffee cup). Instead of peaceful polyglot programming, they created an abomination that required immediate destruction via baseball bat and ritual burning. This is basically what happens when you try to integrate Python's dynamic typing with Rust's borrow checker and Java's verbose OOP in the same codebase. The dependency conflicts alone would make anyone reach for a blunt object.

Trust issues taken to a whole new level! VS Code's Git integration has the audacity to question if you trust yourself when opening your own project. The suspicious face perfectly captures that moment of existential coding crisis: "Do I even trust my own code? What did past-me hide in these commits?" Self-doubt.exe has been successfully installed.

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