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Content Me watching programmers argue what the best programming language is while knowing the answer is HTML Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

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Content 711 rprogramming - Posted by umadhurahuja 3 hours ago 4 2,2 2 Github dark mode is here github.comsettin... C g 91 Comments ( Give Award Share Save I have waited for 4 - No, 5,000 years for this!

The top panel shows multithreading chaos with threads printing out of order and overlapping each other—basically your brain running four processes simultaneously with zero synchronization primitives. The middle panel shows the dream: perfectly ordered thread execution. Like when you fantasize that medication will magically transform your brain into a beautiful sequential processor. But the brutal reality in the bottom panel? Your brain just kills three threads entirely. Sure, it's deterministic now... but at what cost? Single-threaded performance isn't exactly a feature upgrade when you're trying to parallel process life. And yeah, technically it's better than a race condition. At least you know exactly what's happening—absolutely nothing on those other threads.

When GitHub Copilot writes your resume for you and decides to include a confession. Nothing says "hire me" quite like letting your AI assistant admit you're "not a good programmer" right after listing all your skills. At least the Tab Accept button is right there to quickly embrace your new identity crisis.

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