Please stop posting the same tweet again and again.

Content Kelsey Krippaehne krippopotamus Follow In order from least to most stressful: - code works - code doesn't work - code doesn't work, don't know why - code works, don't know why 11:10 PM Sep 19, 2022 31.9K Reply Copy link o Read 316 replies

The AUDACITY of clients to call their soul-crushing, architecture-destroying requests "just a small change"! 💀 Meanwhile, there I am, completely rewriting the entire codebase, questioning my career choices, and contemplating a new life as a goat farmer because their "tiny tweak" just demolished three weeks of work. The look on my face says it all - this is my villain origin story in four panels! That helpless shrug at the end? That's me accepting my fate while my git history weeps in the background.

Behold, the architectural representation of every web project ever! The outer buildings (frontend) stand tall and proud with their brick facades, while the center courtyard (backend) is just a muddy pit of despair. That beautiful UI you spent weeks perfecting? Ready to launch! The database structure and API endpoints that actually make it functional? Still a swampy mess where dreams go to die. Nothing quite captures the essence of modern development like a gorgeous login page that connects to absolutely nothing. "But it looks great on my portfolio!" —said every frontend dev while the backend team contemplates a career in goat farming.

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The eternal struggle between functionality and aesthetics in one comic. AI code assistants are like that friend who suggests "refactoring" your perfectly working code into an unrecognizable mess—but hey, at least the indentation is perfect! Sure, your app now crashes on startup, but those variable names are so consistent. Nothing says "modern development" quite like breaking core functionality for the sake of "clean code principles" that nobody asked for.

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