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Content History of Q INTERCAL - 1972 42 55 DO ,1 13 PLEASE DO ,1 SUB 1 238 DO , 1 SUB 2 108 DO ,1 SUB 3 112 DO ,1 SUB 4 - 0 DO ,1 SUB 5 64 DO ,1 SUB 6 194 DO ,1 SUB 7 48 PLEASE DO ,1 SUB 8 22 DO , 1 SUB 9 248 DO , 1 SUB 10 168 DO , 1 SUB 11 24 DO ,1 SUB 12 16 DO ,1 SUB 13 162 PLEASE READ OUT ,1 PLEASE GIVE UP OF CANADA IN EGYPT here to search HI 85 E Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym (INTERCAL) First joke language Very difficult and complicated Have to begin enouch statements with "please" Otherwise compiler says that programmer is insufficiently polite Too many pleases and says you're too polite CS 2620: Week 1 - Introduction to Proarammina sno LEGION

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Content ask Hello, im the calculator, What is answer random number pick random -10000000 to 10000000 math anation? and wait answer 11 TO is Ten PAins nor say 4

Content WHEN PEOPLE TELLME WORKING REMOTELASA PROGRAMMER MUST BE VERY LONELY

Ah, the classic "I'll just finish this on Monday" self-deception! On Friday evening, our optimistic programmer leaves a task thinking it's nearly done. Fast forward to Monday morning, and suddenly that same code looks like ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. The weekend brain-wipe is the ultimate programmer's amnesia - your Friday self essentially pranking your Monday self by leaving behind code that might as well be written in Brainfuck. It's like time travel, except instead of meeting dinosaurs, you're meeting your own incomprehensible decisions from 72 hours ago.

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up 1know how to fix that bug on line 155