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When your OS professor explains process forking and you finally get it. That moment when you realize a parent process creates an exact copy of itself, and suddenly all those cryptic fork() calls make sense. The child process is literally a duplicate - same code, same memory space (initially), just a different PID. Eight years of coding and I still chuckle when someone says "fork a child process" with a straight face. The POSIX humor we never asked for but secretly enjoy.

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Content ptq 5h Holly shit, my last fix to a problem was to add 100ms delay. The bug was so rare and random that was unable to track it down, and this somehow solved it. 4 826 bomko 4h Was it because of an async function? 4 423 FountainsOfFluids 4h Yes, that's the only reason such a fix would work, assuming it really did the trick. EMCoupling 3h Did it fix it... Or just make it harder to repro the bug...? 4 315 J FountainsOfFluids 3h 1 Award If you can't reproduce the bug anymore, isn't that a fix? 1.0k J

Content "Hello, World!" Considered Harmful - Here's Why. Reason 1: It might summon Gaia If you've been coding for more than a few days, you've probably seen the "Hello, World!" program. It's the first program that many people write when they learn a new programming language. But what many people don't know is that "Hello, World!" is actually a dangerous program. When you print out "Hello, World!", you're actually sending a message to Gaia, the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. She's been waiting for centuries for someone to speak to her. And when she hears your message, she might decide to wake up from her long sleep. And when Gaia wakes up, the world would be in trouble. She would be so angry at the way humans have treating her that she would probably destroys us all. So please, be careful when you write "Hello, World!". You never know who you might be summoning.

Content How long to hard-boil an egg? duplicate Asked 8 years, 5 months ago Active 8 years, 5 months ago Viewed 57k times Possible Duplicates: How long should I cook a turkey? How can I tell if this egg is still fresh? I want a hard-boiled egg with my breakfast, how long should I put it in for? egg cooking breakfast share improve this question edited May 23 '17 at 11:54 Communitv o asked Mar 31 '11 at 11:37 32 2 5 marked as duplicate by LazyMod , Better Than You, neckbeard44, MarksDuplicatesButNeverPosts Mar 31 '11 at 11:42 This question has been asked before and already has an answer. If those answers do not fully address your question, please ask a new question. You're asking the wrong question. What is it you're trying to achieve with this breakfast? Hard boiling an egg is a known anti-pattern. This isn't even 17,844 properly breakfast-related. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 to BetterThanYou 250k 64 497 574 Thank you for this! It's so annoying when someone gives you a hard boiled egg, I'm surprised the person asking this question hasn't been fired yet. - neckbeard44 Jun 5 at 17:39 add a comment Boiling eggs is not recommended under any circumstances. You can fry, poach, or scramble them, or perhaps make an omelette. Trying to boil an 1,613 egg is a sign of inexperience and will result in bad things happening. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 at 11:41 GovSchwarzenegger 277k 75 706 914 2 You can also use them as ingredients for cake etc - useless Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 add a comment I've never used or seen an egg before, but maybe you could try poking a hole in it after a while to see if anything comes out, and boil it some more if 1.303 it does? share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 An Alien 277k 75 706 914 720 Brilliant. I tried this and it works!!! Thanks!!! - bob Nov 30 17 at 1:54 add a comment STOP! Using eggs is not compatible with Veganism, you cannot satisfy vegans by using eggs in any cooking at all. Even if you're not a vegan you 560 might decide to be one later and will regret your earlier decision. Just don't do it. share improve this answer edited May 23 17 at 12:34 Community 4 answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:46 4783648783 363 1 3 9 add a comment 7 minutes if you want it slightly sticky, going up to 10 minutes for properly hard. -4,394 share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 31 11:41 Me 277k 75 706 914 Hi, welcome to Stack Overflow! Please take time to read the rules before posting so that you don't make such a big fool of yourself next time. We're a friendly bunch here so it's ok that you're an inferior human being and clearly don't know what you're doing, but just be sure not to post here again and that would be great. Thanks! - LazyMod Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 aGO a comment Not the answer you're looking for? Browse other questions tagged egg COOKIng breakfast or ask your own question.