Now we know God is not a Python developer

The only customer in history to complain about getting MORE storage than they paid for! This person left a 3-star review because they ordered a 500GB Samsung SSD but received a 1TB model instead. That's like ordering a Honda and getting a Ferrari, then complaining that it goes too fast. Every developer who's ever maxed out storage during a build or Docker image download is screaming internally right now. We'd sacrifice our mechanical keyboards to the tech gods for such a "mistake."

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That hollow feeling when you finally finish the side project you've been obsessing over for months. The void stares back at you as you realize you've got nothing left to debug at 2AM. What now? Start another project that will consume your soul, or actually get some sleep for once? Who are we kidding—you're already opening a new GitHub repo.

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The look of pure existential dread when you're forced to name your variables in Java. What started as a simple "client" spiraled into that monstrosity of a name because some architect decided every single responsibility needs to be in the variable name. This is what happens after 7 years of "clean code" seminars and too many design patterns. Meanwhile in Python land, they're just using "c" and moving on with their lives.

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