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The eternal dance between testers and developers captured in its purest form! When bugs mysteriously appear in production, testers immediately go into detective mode, crawling on the ground trying to catch these elusive creatures. Meanwhile, the default response? "I bet the developers did this." Because obviously, the code was perfect until someone breathed on it wrong. Never mind that it passed all the tests with flying colors yesterday. Production environments are just developers' favorite place to release their collection of exotic bugs into the wild. It's not a deployment, it's a safari.

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The four horsemen of software estimation in their natural habitat! The noob, still bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, thinks everything can be done in a day. Bless their optimistic little heart. The junior dev has learned to pad estimates—3 days should cover those unexpected Stack Overflow deep dives and the inevitable "why isn't this working?!" moments. The senior dev doesn't even bother with numbers anymore. Just grunts "uhh... size: story" because they've been burned too many times by the cosmic law that states: however long you think it'll take, multiply by π and add a random number of meetings. And finally, the principal engineer, who's seen enough estimation disasters to last twelve careers, is genuinely shocked people are still playing this dark ritual of pretending we can predict the future. "You guys give estimates??" Translation: "I stopped playing that game years ago when I realized software estimation is just astrology for programmers."

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