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Content Max Howell mxcl Google: 90 of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can't invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off. 1:07 PM Jun 10, 2015 Twitter Web Client 7.4K Retweets 11.2K Likes

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Content Job interview: vour portfolio is outdated, are you willing to learn new technology for this job ? The Job: YOu will be maintaining this ancient egptian code. also be careful not to remove comments at line 14000 cause it will awaken the mummy somehow the what ? Progrant

Ah, the classic Windows fullscreen trap. Open a new window, suddenly your entire screen is consumed like a black hole swallowing a star system. Then comes the frantic mouse-to-corner ritual we all perform like ancient tech shamans. And just when you think you've escaped... you realize you just closed an unsaved document that contained the only copy of your 10,000-word thesis. Windows: turning casual computing into extreme sports since 1985.

Content Windows Developer O windowsdev Finish the sentence My favorite part of Windows 11 is 22:02 - 08 Nov 21 - Sprinkir Publisher 16 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 300 Likes 17 Tanay Aggarwal imTanayAggarwal 25 Replying to windowsdev that it is not supported on my machine. :)